I did. He made sure not to have any spaces in any of the names of his directories or files (using the underscore mainly), but I went ahead and quoted every directory and evar off. Still no dice.

The only thing I can think of is that there's a mistake in the box module's config files somewhere--which should be in the theme, right? Even though I put quotes around all the dirs and evars in all the .rc files in the theme's directory...there must be something I'm missing. Does the box module have a config file for itself? Like an .ini or something, like rainmeter?

Any other suggestions?