Wow, I never thought of any of that. Very nice.
I did a system restore, and that fixed the useless files I had downloaded a few hours before screwing everything up and it fixed the uxtheme.dll issue.
So everything is dandy now. I just held the windows button and hit pause, which brought up a tabbed window in which I could find a system restore button. *shrug*

THank you so much for the help though, you guys are awesome. Its great to know that there is a good place a guy can turn to for help when crisis strikes.
Best of wishes to you guys.