I would imagine that .NET would be quite useful if you only knew C# or VB, and I gather that the ability to use LSAPI from .NET would let you create modules in these languages. Well, they couldn't be complete modules in themselves unless you can export standard C functions (in which case this whole thing would likely be unnecessary), but you could have second class modules using a proxy.

But I don't have the knowledge, motivation, or time to do this myself. So I guess for now I'll just wish you luck. :/