i have no idea where to put the code or how all this works. I'm totally lost. i've checked all the docs and doesn't say which file i should add the code :(:(:(

well put it somewhere you like, e.g. in a text file in your $ConfigDir$ and put an include "filename" (where filename is the name you choose for the file, for example dynamp.rc) in your theme.rc.
maybe if you don't understand this, there's a sticky thread about tutorials in the general forum, look in there.

or, you can just put it in theme.rc

okok thanks